It finally happened...


So Whity,
Because you are finally getting married, I foresee many other things following suit.  For starters, you finally get to use a condom the way it was intended...instead of selling them on the streets.  Not to mention, it's still the age of the automobile so maybe you will finally get one.  How else will you get lucky in the back seat?  Maybe the Dodgers will finally win a World Series.  I would give you all the credit.  Next on the list is the Bruins beating USC to claim the Pac-10 title and then advance to win the College Football National Championship.  Isn't this long overdue?  To cap it off, your book "The Girly Men of Sweden" gets published and becomes a NY Times best seller.  Now you don't have to work again...sayanara to the job hunt.  Later doo!

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