My Name is Matt and I am Really Proud of Myself

I think Whity will want to know that I was the first to post other than the creator of the "whitywaggle blog". He will think that is really neat. Is there going to be a section for everyone to give their "Whity wedding night wishes"?
Getting pumped for the KC Waggle!

whity whity whity

The guy lived in Santa Barbara of all places and couldn’t find a girl....
then he moved to Oxford and, instead, actually studied...
then Seattle and discovered that women there don’t shower...
then Sweden where he really stood out because everyone else was extremely beautiful...
and finally...he became a missionary’s boyfriend in Thailand and took a rickshaw ride all the way to Central Park.

That’s where he dropped to a knee and slid the rock on a Miss Paige's finger.

Now...Whity is homeless, jobless, broke, and engaged. For these reasons alone, we are extremely proud. The fact that it’s a top shelf gal he’s marrying, we are surprised. And because touching was forbidden in Thailand, Whity is getting married very soon.